Asked the new guy to put ice in the soda fountain machine
I haven't seen one this good in quite a while.
by discodeathsquad
26 Comments
TheEschatonSucks
That’s fucken hilarious
Cam27022
Mission accomplished!
HeavensMirr0r
Malicious Compliance
ew435890
Straight to jail
FocusIsFragile
No…
PlanningMyDeath
Fucking hilarious. Keep him and he’s gonna turn into one of the best workers there.
Yes_ThisIsBrett
lol nice
Krewtan
Make sure he ices the water too damn. Giving 66%.
pleasantly-dumb
No way…please tell me this is a joke.
Suckmestupit
These people live everyday
wrenbell
this is what happens when your last brain cell is fighting for its life
AuxNimbus
I mean he ain’t wrong but shit LMAO
AcadianViking
Ice is in the soda cooler. I see no issue here.
Business_Lie_3328
He was doing his best
Odd_Judgment_2303
It’s literally got ice in it.
CaptainExplosions
Just don’t ask him to put a bag of fries in the fryer.
Grigori_the_Lemur
Bless his heart.
xfvcnt
Now mop the freezer!
SwallowstoneStories
LMAO my guy’s first time out of the house, apparently
FalseBuddha
All of you in the comments like, “well he did what you told him to”. Do any of you know what a soda fountain looks like?
miketugboat
Fuck me, are his shoes velcro
Edit: just saw that there’s monster in the fridge and I understood a lot more
mtommygunz
Had a guy that I was training tell me that I couldn’t sweep a broom through liquid on the floor when I was showing him how to clean the floors at the end of a shift. He told me that brooms can’t go through water. Drugs are bad folks. After he was fired 2 days later he robbed his old employer with an air gun and his mask was not even over his face. The employees were like, dude we know it’s you! Your mask is on top of your head!! Cannot make this shit up
funthebunison
You always wonder what happens to that one Hella stupid kid in your high school class. Now you know.
PoeJam
Next ask him to change the springs on the Bacon Stretcher.
Logical_Frosting_277
He can put on his resume “follows direction”.
I had one like that. Asked the employee to plant some plants in the office gardens. Checked on him later to find he had done what I asked, plastic pots included.
ExistentialBread829
Shit like this reminds me of the time our dishie wanted to move up and chef promoted him to prep. Chef was steaming crab legs and had to leave for a few minutes, so he asked the dishie to put the crab legs in an ice bath when the timer went off.
Chef comes back and asks where the crab legs were at since he didn’t see a cambro or anything out and asked where they were. Dishie points to the ice machine and chef’s jaw drops, followed by a few seconds of silence. He fired the dishie on the spot.
26 Comments
That’s fucken hilarious
Mission accomplished!
Malicious Compliance
Straight to jail
No…
Fucking hilarious. Keep him and he’s gonna turn into one of the best workers there.
lol nice
Make sure he ices the water too damn. Giving 66%.
No way…please tell me this is a joke.
These people live everyday
this is what happens when your last brain cell is fighting for its life
I mean he ain’t wrong but shit LMAO
Ice is in the soda cooler. I see no issue here.
He was doing his best
It’s literally got ice in it.
Just don’t ask him to put a bag of fries in the fryer.
Bless his heart.
Now mop the freezer!
LMAO my guy’s first time out of the house, apparently
All of you in the comments like, “well he did what you told him to”. Do any of you know what a soda fountain looks like?
Fuck me, are his shoes velcro
Edit: just saw that there’s monster in the fridge and I understood a lot more
Had a guy that I was training tell me that I couldn’t sweep a broom through liquid on the floor when I was showing him how to clean the floors at the end of a shift.
He told me that brooms can’t go through water.
Drugs are bad folks. After he was fired 2 days later he robbed his old employer with an air gun and his mask was not even over his face. The employees were like, dude we know it’s you! Your mask is on top of your head!! Cannot make this shit up
You always wonder what happens to that one Hella stupid kid in your high school class. Now you know.
Next ask him to change the springs on the Bacon Stretcher.
He can put on his resume “follows direction”.
I had one like that. Asked the employee to plant some plants in the office gardens. Checked on him later to find he had done what I asked, plastic pots included.
Shit like this reminds me of the time our dishie wanted to move up and chef promoted him to prep. Chef was steaming crab legs and had to leave for a few minutes, so he asked the dishie to put the crab legs in an ice bath when the timer went off.
Chef comes back and asks where the crab legs were at since he didn’t see a cambro or anything out and asked where they were. Dishie points to the ice machine and chef’s jaw drops, followed by a few seconds of silence. He fired the dishie on the spot.